A Shameful Lunch
So, today at the office I waited until my co worker was gone before I ate my lunch.
I brought a Lunchables Sammich. The kind of thing you’d send a first grader to eat at the cafeteria. I tried to unwrap it very quietly as to not let anyone know that I was eating. I placed the thick cut of generic turkey on the frozen bread. I took the 4 thin cuts of cheese and layed them horizontally along the length of the bread. Predating this, of course, i mashed the mayo on the bread. I put the sammich together and ate my childlike lunch in shame.
It was pretty good.
